Single . . . me? yeah . . . I have some issues . . .
Cuddling annoys me
Seriously I dont like being touched when I sleep. I dont like feeling breath on me, and that would be Levis breath not a man.
I sleep in the bed diagonally!
I even tried last night to sleep facing the correct direction and I woke up diagonal!
I don't really enjoy being touched!
When I sit by someone I don't enjoy them touching me, at all! And I really HATE my calves being touched
I don't like to share
I dislike sharing so much that you would think I am an only child. Now I will share but its not my favorite thing to do!
I don't like to cook
Now I know that this isnt a deal breaker in a relationship but for me its just another thing on the list! :)
I break out!
Yep you read that correctly! I break out when I am touched! Sometimes its barely anything and sometimes its full blown hives . . . . could cause some problems in a relationship!
Just to clarify . . . . why I enjoy being single!
My dog!
My dog doesnt talk back, doesn't require cooked meals, can be locked up, doesnt care if I call him, doesn't call to know where Im at, listens when I talk, and doesn't tell me to shut up.
Remote!
I choose what I watch, when I watch it!
The bed!
I dont have to share the bed or the covers! I sleep all over the bed and enjoy all of the covers. Now that I have Levi trained not to take the covers or my pillow . . . . . ahhh its wonderul
Chick-flicks!
I can watch chick flicks whenever I want! Most guys dont care when I want the game on, they do care when I cut it off part way through the game when I get aggrivated. But guys usually dont care to watch Titanic or Casablanca. There are some days I just want to spend the entire day watching chick flicks!
My hair
Now I know that this sounds silly but I can wear my hair any length and any color I want. I hear so many ladies say "he likes it long" or "he likes it brown" etc. . . . now thats not all men but its just another reason!
There is so much more to these lists but right now this was all I had on my mind! :)
